I CAN'T ADULT ANYMORE!!!

Dear Rei,
I'm at work and even though i have a pile of work to do I'm writing to you because my brain is fried and i can't do anymore work. I picked the wrong day to wear a black maxi skirt. I had to chuck out a bunch out two large boxes filled with paper (don't worry we recycled them) but going down the stairs in this heat with a long black skirt on isn't easy. So now I'm sweating and my heart is pounding because i nearly fell on my face and on top of the dusty boxes i was carrying. I had my general work that i had been working all week on but they kept on dumping more things on me. You know those music videos where someone passes by the singer or whoever and dumps a huge stack of files on their desk then they freak out and break out in dance, well that happened to me. Well obviously not the breaking out in dance part the dumping a huge pile of papers on my desk and having to sort through them and all that. At one point i thought i hadn't saved a thing i had been working on for the past hour and wanted to shoot someone until i found it again. They like to play the radio in my office which i like except every time a song i really like comes on they start talking or the printer which i sit besides starts making a lot of noise but when Justin Beiber comes on the office is silent.
So this morning I woke up and turned to see Kichi beside me glaring (as usual). She looked like i just offended her or something. If she could talk I'm pretty sure she would say something like 'how dare you move! Who do you think you are? You are just a warm bed so who gave you permission to move?'. I'm pretty sure she also loathes my alarm clock which ironically is Nyan Cat. She also enjoys laying in the middle of my bed right before I'm about to go to bed.
Okay dude i seriously have a problem, i can't find my good eyeliner anywhere. It might be in the black hole underneath my bed or beside it but it shouldn't be. I love mom for 'organizing' my things cuz it looks nice but i can't find anything anymore. I was using your old crummy one and now it's dead or used up whatever they call it and I'm stuck with no eyeliner to wear...except for this weird purple one which i don't want to wear. I felt like a high schooler again today but even more so. No make up, my old backpack and on top of all that i was wearing our high school sweatshirt. Some times i wish i was back in high school since at least then i didn't have to really worry about stupid adulty things but then i remember homework.
Rei let me tell you, adulting sucks. I have been procrastinating calling all the people i need to call to fix my bank and insurance and tutoring and other things and i finally all did it today. This has been giving me so much stress and all i had to do was send a couple of texts. Why is the very thought of calling people so terrifying and once you get it done you realize how easy it was but when you have to do it again you are still terrified. I still haven't called the dentist though...
Ok i should get back to work...
Love Roni

Sexy grandma dress

Dear Roni,
I'm sorry that you are having so much trouble with all the terrorism. I suppose I'm coping with that... all my roommates are freaking out because an attack happened here in ra'anana, which is supposed to be a really safe place.
On to a happier note. In the craft room of the elderly center that im wotking at, one of the old ladies was fixing the neck line of her dress. She asked all the old ladies if she should make it any higher and one of them said the funniest thing. She said "No! You should make it LOWER it's sexier!"  and then all the other old ladies started shouting in agreement. It was so funny.
The person in charge of the craft room left to visit america for two weeks so another girl and i are all alone in there. It also takes forever to get the old people out of the room when we have our break and even when i need to go home. So I'll be leaving work at least ten minutes late until they start listening to me. I cant wait until the lady in charge comes back. Sigh.
I miss all the cats. I miss mom and taty. I miss you.
I'm home sick if you can't tell.
Sadness.
By the way i do agree that having angels as teachers would be cool. Especially Gabriel! He would probably have let me eat in class. School is over though so im curious how it could have made it into your dream.
Miss you,
Rei
P.S. Please praise Duke for stepping on your plate. He made your day livelier and also taught you to always guard your plate. He also made me laugh which is almost as important to me as causing you as much annoyance as possible.

Terrorist suck

Dear Rei,
Can the terrorists in Israel just chill out please? Seriously, do you know how many plans I had to cancel for the fear of being stabbed? Not a lot but that isn't the point. The only good thing that came over me staying at home with police protecting the area where we live is that I can't spend all my hard earned money on stupid things. I feel like a high schooler again wearing a backpack so no one comes behind me and stabs me in the back.
Ok lets stay positive and think of something else like the fact I get two days off of work this week yay! So much time to waste on TV shows and...other stuff. Yeah I hope I can be productive today but I think we all know what's really going to happen.
Rei as you know your cat is a butthead but this is getting to be a serious problem with you not around. Yeah I get the fact that she misses you but does she have to take up my entire bed? I do need to sleep somewhere you know. On top of that she keeps on hissing at Oogie for just laying there like a blob like he usually does. EW DUKE JUST STEPPED ON MY PLATE! CATS! Dude last night they knocked over my guitar and the laundry on top of me just as I was falling asleep, and mom still wonders why I don't want to have cats when I get my own place. 
So I had another strange dream where we were rushing to get to a school bus but we couldn't find the bus so we decided to check the large supermarket beside us (cuz you know that's where everyone parks their buses). Well we couldn't find the bus in there (how surprising) but we found some of our teachers smoking and trying to look cool. Well they were sucseeding because our teachers happened to be Balthazar and Gabriel from Supernatural! I thought it was totally normal for two badass angels to be our teachers and i just asked them where our bus was and they told us and then i woke up. Why couldn't this dream be real! I would never want to leave school or their classes if they were the teachers! They would make the best history teachers ever!
Well stay safe
Love Rony 

Wierd Dreams and Zombie Work

Dear Rei,
So today I became a zombie, entering database for 8 hours straight. Ugh it's so brain numbing!
Trying to figure out how to pronounce and spell an English name that is written in Hebrew is like trying to decipher a code only we aren't in a cave or on a cool mission or hunting for treasure.
Anyway it's finally THURSDAY! TGIT! Now on to my totally epic dream. I completely forgot how it started as with all dreams but where I do remember from I was either kidnapped or arrested. I want to say arrested because I remember doing something that was apparently against the law although the only thing I can remember is hanging out with friends...maybe I was a wanted fugitive I don't know. Either way I was being taken out of a car and there were guys dressed in what looked like S.W.A.T uniforms with motorcycle helmets on and they were guiding these teenagers up a hill. They forced me up the hill as well and told me to climb. That's when all the teenagers started singing this dark song which I wish I could remember. It was creepy something about fighting their hardest or they die. In my dream I was trying to sing along and I was mad that I didn't know the song and confused as to how they all knew the song. Since we were all apparently arrested separately how come they knew the song and I didn't? Anyway so at this point the view point changed and I was watching myself who looked like a cooler version of me with some tiny braids on the side of my head so I looked like a had a side shave. I also had my dream leather jacket on (sigh). So while they sang I watched as me and the dark robotic musical teenagers climb up these utility poles onto a really tall brick wall and then we had to walk to the other end. That was when another scene popped in my head and I was watching this suicidal dragon who was hanging upside down like a bat and sleep talking about wanting to die and almost kill itself but then some evil lady asked how it was doing. The dragon woke up and freaked out screaming at the lady how the lady wants her to die and she almost killed herself but now that the lady was there the female dragon won't...very confused. Switch scene the brick wall took me to a dangerous school with some hot guy as my mentor. School turned out to be a sort of prison that trained gurls to be very dangeorous and encouraged them to jump of high places. Switch scene i was back on the brick wall with the singing teens and they started dancing...well ore like try and balance on the wall while walking towards one end and then randomly doing ballet twirls and a lot of them fell and died...dream me freaked out and didn't twirl like the crazy people however I had a feeling not twirling would mean I was failing some sort of test...I don't know. Switch scene to the suicidal dragon who looked like Khaleesi from Game of Thrones. There were hundreds of teen girls walking on this narrow bridge trying to get to the arena which looked like the Hoover dam only it was connected to some weird ocean. The view in my dream was amazing, if someone told me I was actually a bird in another realm for that night i would believe them. So bat dragon Khaleesi ran down this ramp on the Hoover dam and then jumped like a professional diver. I think she was supposed to try and fly but she waited to long and just ended up in the water. She just got up cried and then I realized she was the suicidal dragon and the reason she wanted to die was because she failed...

Soooo yeah...that was my weird yet totally epic because everything looked so real dream. Next time I should cuddle with Oogie to keep the freaky dreams away.

Love, Rony (and Oogie)