Life...

So these past couple of weeks have been UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I can't remember much of it but let me start of with my visit to the dentist. I made Debbie (friend i made in Midrasha) call the dentist for me because I'm such a mature person i can't even make my own dentist apointment. It goes well i manage to make the appointment which i thought was going to be to discuss my much needed jaw surgery. They gave me to a dentist which I'm pretty sure just finished her training and was working along with another detcist who also looked like just graduated. I'm not complaining they looked like they knew what they were doing but they didn't understand why i was there. They told me i had a cavity which sucks but i don't care i want to know about my jaw surgery. Oh i forgot to mention once i entered their office i completely forgot Hebrew and just stood their like an idiot trying to remember how to say anything so they spoke to me in broken english. Well one spoke while the other just stood on the side looking pretty. In the end i managed to understand something about needing a panorami x-ray thing and it costed like 100 shek which i didn't have at the time so i just scheduled it for the next week along with fixing my cavity. I left and ended up meeting my dad on the bus who was still bugging me about my date and he said the guy still want to see me and i ignored his told him all about the storm trooper blanket i was making. Fast forward a couple of boring days which i forgot about to my next dentist appointment. I got there and slid my card in the weird machine which gave me a number which i didn't even need in the end. I had to ask several people where the x-ray room was and this one lady completely ignored me as if i didn't exist. Finally some nice person helped me find the room and i waited and waited for my number to be called only to see some girl enter the room and tell the x-ray lady she needed to be x-rayed. After she went i did the same thing and the lady was like ok just pay first so i had to go to the clerky people. I waited ackwardly without a number untill this lady saw me just standing there and helped me then set up an another apointment for my cavity to be taken care of so i have to go AGAIN to the stupid dentist. Anyway i got the x-ray done and then left not really sure if i was suposed to leave or not but i wasn't sure what else to do. So now i'm just confused about what happened there and i don't think they're going to help me with my jaw thing and i have to find another place to call for it.
Aside from the dentist as you all know Rachel and i are now Aunties!!!! This is super exciting only since we have like no experience with babies we weren't allowed to hold her which sucks. I know Arielle you are expecting me to become obsessed with the baby but right now i just think she's cute but I'm not about to stare at her picture for hours like you did. Sue me but i'm not that big of a baby person.
Anyway I'm at work avoiding doing my job because it involves calling people and the last couple of calls i took didn't end so well. First lady asked for our address in hebrew and we have a P.O. box and I keep on forgetting how to say it in hebrew.
My phone just buzzed and Lord Voldemort just screamed the killing curse at me which made me jump.
Back to whatever i was saying-right so she yelled at me that it was תיבת דואר. I forgot how to say it again and just a couple of minutes ago i got another call in hebrew asking for our address and i sounded like a complete idiot. I couold talk to the guy perfectoly in hebrew but when it came to remembering what the hell P.O box was in hebrew i struggled then told him to call back in two hours when someone who knew hebrew would be in the office. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH seriously, i learned my lesson and wrote it down on the piece of paper with our address so i won't sound as stupid next time but now i hate the phone. The other call i had to make the lady who had a really strong american accent refused to speak to me in english. I spoke to her in english while she responded in an annoying New York accent in hebrew and i could barely understand her. I don't know why but i find myself forgetting how to talk in general whenever i go on the phone. I say um too much and most of the time i just transfer them over to someone else because i have no idea what they are saying. I'm the worst at taking messages as well. Why do people talk so fast over the phone like can you please speak slower and enunciate. I don't get their names down and i can't ask them more then 3 times to repeat themselves so i often just tell my boss 'Something Jack called, he's the father of some kid and he wants...something.'. I'm not even joking that was probably the best message i managed to take. Lesson learned for the future I am incapable of becoming a secretary. Luckily i never wanted to be one to begin with.
So last night i went to a comedy evening and it was so cold! I got there early and i wanted to get an ice coffee but Coffiz wasn't open which was lucky since 10 minutes later i couldn't feel my fingers it was so cold out. I had to wait outside for people to come to the comedy show and take their tickets which was boring. The show wasn't that funny, for me anyway i guess i just have a different sence of humor. There were 3 people my age, a handful of people probably in their 30s and the rest were over 60. The old lady that volunteers at my work brought her husband and he was falling asleep and i didn't blame him. One of the comedians told him off for falling asleep so he stuck out his tongue at him, needless to say i like him. I got home later then i thought because someone passed out in the middle of the show and they had to call hatzalah. I expected my mom to be freaking out but she didn't even remember i left, love you too mom. This morning i woke up to Oogie brushing my hair with his claws which i'm glad he did because i was having the wierdest dream. I was protecting this really fuzzy pregnant sheep (which turned out to be my pillow) and this fluffy snake (oogie) was helping me by guarding my back even though the hunter was in front of me. Then the secretary of my work helped me figure out the Bat Ami website and she set up a jaw surgery appointment for me on it with a really sketchy looking guy. Oogie then woke me up as the creepy dentist started approaching me.
I drank two cups of coffee in the morning while my dad was running around barking that he was late and that we needed potatoes for tonight which woke up my mom. She wasn't too happy about being woken up and commanded to buy potatoes so i had to spend the rest of my morning cheering her up by telling her how much people think hufflepuffs love potatoes...I should get back to work now.