Strange dreams

So like Rachel mentioned we hung out at my brother's place on Thursday. I held the baby for the first time and she fell asleep on me. She is so cute! Rachel sucks at taking pictures though so after i forced her to take some pictures she took a couple of crappy ones without telling me my hair looked like a hurricane hit it or that my shirt needed fixing. I took nice pics of Rachel and she didn't even have to ask. -_-. 
ANYWAY so let me tell you about a couple of the weirdest dreams I've been having this week. Oh by the way my cat has been slowly pushing me off my own bed. Oogie the fatso likes sleeping in the middle and on my pillow so I get pushed to the side. I have to fight him sometimes for my pillow and i woke up several times to him eating my hair and sometimes he even sits on my face in order for me to move in order to take my pillow. He's heavy and when you're half asleep he gets even heavier so moving his almost out of the question. It's nice when he sleeps on my shoulder, until i want to move. So back to weird dreams.
One night i dreamed that some army was coming to our land and we had to warn the king so i went with a group of people to him. He was sitting with his children in some ruins (it kind of reminded me of Masada) and he looked totally calm when we told him that an army was literally popping out of the ground. He asked his eldest daughter who he wanted to prepare to be queen what should be done and while she thought the younger daughter who looked like one of those creepy tiny evil people in animes. You know the tiny guys who look like kids who are actually psychopaths? Yeah so she came up and was like "i want to be queen." with a freaky look in her eyes. Scene changed and i was in a scene from the movie Hidalgo which is about a horse race. I was with a bunch of others but instead of horses we were on these ostrich-camel things and we started racing but we had to chase things as well as try and make it to the finish line (i don't know it was confusing). Anyway i was chasing a really fat zebra when a lion attacked me. I hid behind a rock while it was looking for me after it attacked and my ostrich-camel completely disappeared. The the lion told me he didn't want to hurt me he was just under orders from the evil princess to destroy everyone who is on the crown princesses side. So i hid and went to this place that looked like Beit Shemesh to someone's house and i told the old lady who i apparently knew that she needed to help me. So she gave me some food and a really large blanket for my journey which i was going to go on. I'm not really sure why i had to go on this journey i feel like it was a sort of finishing the race/ rescue the princess/ save the country from evil army coming journey. Then a friend from L.A. came with me and i had to convince her to leave her Shabbaton she was attending to join me. She did and we went to this ball where i over heard someone plot to harm the crown princess. I heard them coming my way so i freaked and ran out of the ball where this hot guy (i think he was an anime character and i feel like he was wearing the outfit the guy from SAO wears) stopped me and searched me because i looked suspicious running away from the ball he thought i had just assassinated someone and was running away. I told him i was just in a hurry and he could search me for weapons and i was wearing a long leather trench and he found a secret pocket while he was searching for weapons and i totally freaked out on him and if it was an anime i would have become a chibi and i would have been bouncing up and down in excitement for having a totally epic secret pocket. I think i almost woke up from the excitement. Anyway i left and we all met up to play video games while we rested up for our long journey ahead to save and help the crown princess from her evil little sister. I then woke up to Oogie's butt in my face,
The next dream i had was that i was attending a prestigious school and i was walking with others from a small village to the castle like building over these closed train tracks when a train came even though they said that no trains ever came there and soldiers came out and told us to all get in and we kind of just looked at them confused and then i woke up to find both Oogie and Duke had managed to shove me against the wall. If it wasn't for the wall i probably would have ended up on the floor because both of those fat butt faces like sleeping in the middle of the bed and stretching out. I wish i remembered more of that dream.
Another dream was that my oldest brother and i went to a small ball and honestly the first half i was just freaking out about makeup and i was running late and i kept going back in time trying to put on my makeup only to finish late so i'd restart and go back in time to try and go faster and put on makeup but i'd still be late for the ball. I hate that kind of dream but i finally gave up and i went to the ball with my brother, oh and the ball was on a ship i think traveling over land. Juliet you were there then disappeared to study i think. I think i planned on eating in the corner with Tirtza who also disappeared on me. I remember hanging out with someone who looked like Shiran then the whole going back in time thing happened again and I entered the ball room hall with my brother and we were both looking totally epic in matching Tuxedos. Yes i wore a tux to a ball but i had a really pretty silky black skirt with it not pants. Just letting you know i didn't go with my brother as a partner we just went together...yeah. Oh then i went to go eat and had retainers for some reason and i had to go over to wear the snooty rich guys were hanging out in order to find my case to put my retainers so i could stuff my face. That's all i remember.
I had more dreams but i can't remember them and i was too lazy to write them down. Oh well. I like how since i'm so bored at work my brain makes up for it by entertaining me at night. Oh and I started watching Durara! It's really confusing me but i get why you guys like it, they are so funny!
Ok so at work today two arabs came to fix the מזגן and i prayed to Hashem they wouldn't stab us, luckily they didn't, instead they were cracking jokes and they seemed to enjoy themselves. So my office is like three floors up and the guy climbed out of the window and sat on the מזגן thing outside while doing something to it and the secretary freaked out and she couldn't watch just in case he fell to his death. He made jokes about jumping and that she should just come to see how it isn't scary. Then he asked for coffee and she told him he wouldn't get any till he was back inside and he joked that he wanted to drink coffee outside on the side of the building sitting on the outside of the window. Then my boss gave them a bunch of candy i didn't even know we had and they showed us pictures of their kids and it was nice. Then someone knocked on the door and the secretary freaked out that it was them and they came back to kill us. Since i'm typing this they obviously didn't come to kill us though. The office smells like grilled cheese and i really want a grilled cheese sandwich now...