My life is a Bubblegum Potato

Confused by the title, well let me explain. Idon'tknowhowtobeanadulteverythingissoconfusingahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
There.

View on the way to Midrasha

Ok so basically these past two weeks have been very...idk. Last week it was groundhogs day which my mother and i like to celebrate by telling everyone it's groundhogs day...yeah. We watched Groundhogs day (the movie) and then my mom had nightmares about it, i was fine. Shabat i went to the Midrasha and i met Ariella Wallfish there with Elana...Eliana? i forgot her name. I was there since two friends from the army came and we were chillen and it was fun. I saw my old Ulpan teacher across the road but she didn't recognize me i guess, i did change a lot from 9th grade. I also saw a black and white cat and called it Bruce. I walked to Arnona from Armon Hanatziv and almost every family i passed spoke english. we're taking over! Then on my way back it started to pour and i got soaked.
So work has gotten a little more interesting, haha no I'm joking but i did actually get work to do so i have something to do now, for like an hour at least anyway. We have a concert coming up so i have to get credic card details for people who want tickets and at first my boss told me only she and the secretary were going to deal with it but now they want me to call people and I HATE THE TELEPHONE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME! One guy the secretary called and he said to call at 1 pm. So she gave him to me to call, i got his details then realized i didn't know where to assign him to sit since only my boss and secretary did that. They both left early and i was alone so i told him i'd call the next day to confirm it. They told me to choose a seat for him which was nerve racking but i called him and confirmed his seats and then i tried to charge his credit card and IT DIDN'T WORK! I tried 11 times with different end numbers because i wasn't sure if i heard him right but nothing worked! So i tried calling him back and his wife picked up and told me to call back in half an hour because they were in the car. I didn't, i just left then yesterday i avoided them. Today i got the guts and i called and got his details again. I told him 'I'm sorry for bugging you, have a ni-' then i heard the phone hang up....Please don't hate me i just made a few mistakes! Worst part is on the night of the concert i have to meet him and give him his ticket.
AND THEN I OVERCHARGED SOMEONE! i thought they wrote 320 so i charged that then i re-read it and thought it wrote 520 so i charged his card again already feeling guilty only to realize i was right the first time and it was actually 320 so i overcharged a dude 200 shekels and i couldn't reimburse him till SUNDAY! the guilt and ahhhhhh, i felt so horrible, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE WRITE CLEARLY!
Since i don't know how most things work in the office whenever someone calls with questions about the therapies and stuff all i can say is call back since the only reason i answer the phone is because everyone else is busy. Honestly it would be simpler to just let the answering machine get it since they could leave an actual message instead of having me tell the boss, someone called wanting something. Why do people mumble! or why do they call with crying babies or honking horns in the background. Dude i can't help you if i can't hear anything you're saying!
Oh so last week i went to pick up recycling from a all girls high school that donated it to us (for us to recycle and get money from, although it's more annoying then helpful. I have to sort though two large bags of sticky bottles and junk and then only get 20 shekels -_-). So i went with the secretary and the guard at the gate asked if we were looking in for next year. I told the secretary i was honored that he thought i was so young, i was in high school and she was my mom. She's 30 and she got offended and said maybe he thought she was in high school and i was the mom. XD
When i waited for my bus it was super packed so i thought i'd walk home and then i got two blisters (yay) so my feet hurt(and when i got home i found my sock covered in blood). And of course the days when i'm not wearing proper clothes/shoes or when it's raining is the day i'm sent out to run errands. I wore my boots which hurt my feet and i had to go to the post office, evil speedos and the market. The post office took forever as always and the lady i went to first said she didn't know how to help me and transferred me to someone else. So i had to wait till the second lady was done for her to help me and someone cut in front of me. Then she said her computer couldn't do the thing i needed so she had to show the lady i first went to how to do it and i had to wait AGAIN for her to be dome with someone till i got to be served (all i wanted to do was send 400 letters- if you send over 50 you don't have to put on stamps). I dropped the mail off at the office then went out again to accomplish my other missions.

Potato is the new gum

Then speedos was nice but then i forgot the receipt and after i went to the market which all i had to do was buy milk but the express line, where people are only allowed to put 10 items but for some reason in that market people can't read or count so the express line is filled with annoying old people with 1000 items and 1000 coupons and arguing with them is pointless, took forever. Once a guy claimed that cucumbers and tomatoes counted as one since they were vegetables....seriously? Also i found a potato in the gum box. So then i walked all the way back from the market only to be sent out a third time to pick up the receipt and get something i forgot at the post office. So yeah my feet hurt.
A guy who works for us in the uk came and he gave us chocolate and since i'm the only one in the office i'm slowly eating it all.
Oh then Thursday night i saw Deadpool! The theater was jam packed with people and we got good seats luckily and i got to sit in between 2 soldiers. Ok one was my friend from midrasha but the other was a cute guy who laughed really loudly, too be fair everyone did because the movie was hilarious, but he clapped a lot as well. Anyway the movie was great but don't watch it with your parents, there are a lot of dirty jokes and naught scenes if you know what i mean. It got a little uncomfortable when they got naked and yeah....

 Check out the birthday card
 my cousin sent me

OH i also saw a cute guy while walking to the theater with Kylo Ren's lightsaber (he's from star wars juliet) and i was smiling because the lightsaber was awesome (clearly it was a fake one, if it was real i probably would have ran away) and the guy saw me smiling and he smiled at me and we had a romantic geek moment. If i was batya i probably would have flirted with him but i'm not and instead i just walked on. Oh and i saw Eliana at the theater as well. Well to be honest i forgot my phone at the snack boothe and i ran cutting though people back to get it. The workers said they found a phone and thats when eliana tapped on my shoulder said hi and i said hi back slightly shocked to see her but too distracted to make small talk, then ran to follow the guy who took me to my phone and never saw her again...oops.

There was a cat at the bus stop filled with people sitting in the middle of the bench not giving a crap about anyone. It had this face like 'just try and scare me away, this is my spot'. Of course it was in the middle of the bench as well.

You guys think i wrote enough? XD.